Escort cards vs. Time share sales

Are the low income porn card snappers still working the strip every day? How about the time share freaks, are they still haunting every couple that walks down strip? I%26#39;m going in 3 weeks and want to give them my resume so that I too can annoy vacationers in Sin City.

Escort cards vs. Time share sales

yes, yes and good luck in your career choice.

Escort cards vs. Time share sales

Actually, about the cards... I collect the cards and look for names that I know and bring those home.

What a perfect and personalized gift for someone back home and you really can’t beat the price.

I remember the tourist who collected a bunch of the cards, then stood next to the last pornslapper in line and passed them out again. Much mirth was had.

Simple, I growl at the time share people and they leave me alone.

Again best of luck for your future.

I%26#39;m lucky, I just have to tell timesharerer I%26#39;m not eligible (under 25 and single). If you look young enough just say that or just say you had a bankruptcy last year, that may shut them up.

As for the slappers, I only hate it when they crowd the construction areas where there%26#39;s already enough traffic, like in front of the Venetian last Sepetmeber.

One lady I saw was pushed into one guy, she was more irked at the card hustler than the person she bumped into.

I suppose that the escort cards are offering their own form of ';timeshare';. In any case, it would seem that a woman alone or a group of women would be unlikely to be targeted for either type of offer. Along with nightclub entry and kid-free pools, just another example of how it%26#39;s better to be female in Vegas.

Actually Stratton, when I%26#39;m in Vegas solo, the porn slappers definitely try to give me cards. Of course, I play ice hockey and poker, so I%26#39;m not quite a ';girly girl'; -- and maybe I give off some kind of vibes....

(By the way, I%26#39;m very straight.)

A few tips Barleyman:

1) Get the Slap Slap sound just right

2) Ignore the lady as you try to pass a card to guy with her ... we just love that

3) Save a few cards. Laminate them. Free beer coasters for your buddies!!!!

Good luck in you new career!

I have gotten handed those cards several times. I guess they figure anyone can be an undercover freak!

Those people are equally annoying though...timeshare people may be a bit worse because they want to talk to you, porn slappers usually do not ';speaka de english';

I have gotten handed those cards several times. I guess they figure anyone can be an undercover freak!

Those people are equally annoying though...timeshare people may be a bit worse because they want to talk to you, porn slappers usually do not ';speaka de english';